No Babies, Please!
Insanely, some women don’t want to have children. I recruited one of my best friends to write a little across-the-aisle piece on why not to have children. She’s like a second-tier best friend—not close...
View ArticleBible System Updates
For optimal system performance, update your Bible as often as possible.See the rest of the story at newyorker.comRelated:Can Desalinization Counter the Drought?Kacey Musgraves, Harper Lee, and the...
View ArticleTo Those Fleeing President Trump: Welcome to Canada!
Welcome to Canada! You threatened to leave America if Donald Trump was elected President—and, true to your word, here you are. We’re so happy to have you!See the rest of the story at...
View ArticleMath: An Illustrated Guide
Written by Megan Amram, illustrated by Liana Finck.See the rest of the story at newyorker.comRelated:Inauguration Protesters Plan to Surround White House to Keep Obama from LeavingAll the Things I...
View ArticleTrump’s American Girl Dolls
At Trump American Girl, we celebrate girls and all that they can be. Get inspired by our new line of Donald J. Trump-approved dolls and their timeless stories.See the rest of the story at...
View ArticleNo Babies, Please!
Sure, sometimes I get bored and lonely without a baby. But trust me: babies are the worst.
View ArticleBible System Updates
Shouts & Murmurs by Megan Amram. “Version 2.5 Sabbath upgrade: Saturday to Sunday. Saturdays now available for work, heterosexual intercourse.”
View ArticleTo Those Fleeing President Trump: Welcome to Canada!
Welcome to Canada! You threatened to leave America if Donald Trump was elected President—and, true to your word, here you are. We're so happy to have you! We'd like to extend an extra-special welcome...
View ArticleMath: An Illustrated Guide
And illustrated guide to math by Megan Amram and Liana Finck
View ArticleTrump’s American Girl Dolls
Angela is an energetic and optimistic girl who follows her heart instead of the crowd, and also she has huge breasts and a tight little ass.
View ArticleEulogy for America
Megan Amram pens a humorous eulogy for America, who died recently after a brief, intense battle with fascism and a long, slow battle with carbs.
View ArticleJared Kushner’s Harvard Admissions Essay
Dear Harvard,How are you? I hope you are well! My name is Jared Kushner, and I would like to go to you. As an example of how smart I am, here is some money.I heard from my daddy and my friends’ daddies...
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